Four old friends reunited after thirty years apart, and as they caught up over drinks, the conversation turned to their children’s success.
The first dad proudly shared how his son climbed the corporate ladder and became a company president, gifting his best friend a luxury Mercedes. The second bragged about his son, now a wealthy airline owner who gave his best buddy a private jet. The third smiled as he described his engineer son, a multimillionaire who gifted a mansion to his closest friend.
Just then, the fourth friend returned from the restroom. “What’s all the excitement about?” he asked.
We were talking about our sons’ achievements,” one replied. “What about yours?”
The fourth man shrugged. “My son is gy and works as a lap dancr at a club.”
The others exchanged awkward glances. “That must be disappointing,” one muttered.
The father grinned. “Not at all. He’s happy, and I love him. Besides, for his birthday, his three boyfriends gave him a mansion, a jet, and a Mercedes!”
The room fell silent—then erupted in laughter.
Meanwhile, in another story, a salesman knocked on a door, greeted by little Johnny.
“Can I see your dad?” the salesman asked.
“Sorry, he’s in the shower,” Johnny replied.
“What about your mom?”
“She’s in the shower too.”
The salesman frowned. “Will they be out soon?”
Johnny smirked. “Doubt it. Dad asked for Vase.l!ne, but I gave him sup.er/gl.ue instead.
